So when I was 16 I was in a theatre class & I was partnered with this boy for a kissing scene & I didn’t like him at all but I was Totally Straight ™ he just wasn’t my type and I didn’t want my first kiss to be with him and that’s obviously why I literally threw up at the thought of having to kiss him! I mean, who doesn’t throw up at the prospect of their first kiss with a boy!
Anyways, my friend (who I def had a crush looking back on it) said she’d teach me how to stage kiss! And for a stage kiss one person cups the other’s face but puts their thumb on the other’s lips and then they “kiss” the thumb.
So she cupped my face & put her thumb on my lips & then as she went in for the “kiss”,,,, my knees actually fuckin,,,, buckled underneath me,,,, like just the thought of (stage) kissing this girl caused me to physically become light headed and fall over, but I was def straight! Only into boys obviously! Never would wanna date a girl!
And I played it off as having low blood sugar & being stressed but I’m all reality I was just gay & stupid
working in a grocery store is hell I don’t even start for another 35 minutes and I’ve already had a customer come up to me and ask me why the turkeys are so small this year
I don’t fucking know, Karen, I don’t control how big turkeys get I get paid minimum wage
textbooks are a scam and requiring me to purchase a $150 online textbook (which i cannot resell, and which i lose access to after a calendar year) with an access code so i can do my homework for a class that’s already costing me thousands of dollars in tuition should not be fucking allowed
like…. honestly, i have less of a problem dropping $200 on a physical copy of a (legitimately) required textbook because then i have two options which are 1) resell it at the end of the semester for varying amounts, depending on the book or, 2) keep the book for my own future reference.
it is also easier to share physical copies of textbooks with friends and classmates.
with an online textbook, 99% of the time my access to the book expires at the end of the semester or the end of the year. i cannot resell it. and i cannot keep it for my own future reference. half of the time, when we have to buy an online textbook with the access code, it’s purely for homework. we don’t use the textbook portion of the online portal at all, so i just spent $150 to do my fucking homework, because there’s usually not an option to buy just the homework code.
i’m so fucking tired of being absolutely bled for money at every damn corner.
